A FEW SMS TO REMEMBER

1> Relationship does't shine by just shaking hands in the best Times,
But It blossoms by Holding hands Firmly in critical Times.
2> Understand this message:
We always feel tat Lyf of others is Better dan us.!
But, we always forget tat We r also 'Others' For someone else...
3> Sweet in u r speech!
Talent in u r Mind!
Clean in u r Heart!
Peace in u r Eyes!
Hope u always win u r life.
4> "I like ppl like u who like others like me &
make the others like me like u...."
5> Every problem in lyf carries a gift inside it..
So whenever u loose something don't get upset
bcoz something may wait for u more tan u lost..
6> Be simple But look stylish~
Be Tough But look Soft~
Be Tensed But look Cool~
Be a Winner But look like a Beginner~
Tat is the way of lyf..
7> Truth and Trust are gods own virtues.
Never play with anyone's feelings.
Never break anyone's trust.
As an old wise saying says "Today it's me, Tmrw it's u"...
8> 7 things we do during study holidays...
1.sleep
2.eat
3.sms
4.watch tv
5.go out
6.Dream of touching books
7.Ask others:R U PREPARED??!!
9> 9 planets,
8 directions,
7 wonders,
6 seasons,
5 senses,
4 sides,
3 mistakes,
2 genders,
but only one friend,
Tat's "u"..
10> Edison has rightly said," A fool can ask more questions tan a wise man answer"
Now u know y all of us r speechless during Viva.
11> Last nite thinking of u, 1 drop of tear came out of my eyes,I asked y r u out.
Tear said" There's a sweet & beautiful friend in u r eyes,so no place 4 me..
12> No candle looses it's light while lighting upanother candle
So nvr stop showing ans in exams to u r frends and neighbours.
13> Laugh tru u r heart n dance in d rain,
cherish the memories and ignore d pain.
luv,learn,4get n 4give. rmbr u have just 1 lyf 2 liv.
14> Sucide note written by a boy 2 his lover who nvr accepted his love..
"the only way for me to be with u is in my dreams. So for u r love i'm
sleeping foreever..."
15> Some say it's difficult 2 wait 4 somone..
some say it's difficult 2 forget someone..
But the most difficult thing is 2 decide
wheather to wait or 2 forget someone.....
16> Grt thought.:
"The best way to succeed in lyf is to act on the advice we give to others"
simple but grt na...
17> "Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost.
So when someone spends it for u,it defines the depth of care they have for u..."
18> A tru friend irritates wen u say IM SAD,
laughs wen u say IM sorry,
smiles wen u say miss u,
n kicks wen u say IM BUSY,..
19> In lyf u will realise tat there is a purpose for every person u meet...!
some r there to test u.,
some will use u.,
some will teach you.,
& some will bring the best in you.!
some may cause u pain but u'll learn to move on..!
So let go of the ppl who can't treat u right and hold on to
those who like you and see your worth..
Keep smiling..the gift of lyf is the lyf itself..
20> Good things come to those who wait,
Better things come to those who try,
Best things come to those who belive,
so make u r trail with belife... and take u r pick..
21> D earth weighs 6.6 septillion tons. Dnt make it still heavier by
carrying sorrow$ in u r swt heart.!
stay light. Laugh often. Love much lyf. Enjoy each movement.!
22> Blessed is the person who's too busy to worry in the day time
and too sleepy to worry at nights...!
23> "Respect those ppl who find Time for u in their busy shedule,
But really love those ppl who never see their shedule when u need them..!
24>Msg kalsidare 2problem

Msg delivery ayta? ilva anta?

Delivery agilla andre No problem.

Delivery Aadre 2problem

Odidra, ilva anta?

Odlilla andre No plem.

Save madidre 2problem

Bere yaargadru kalsonva, bedva anta.

Kalslilla andre No problem.

Msg kalsidre 2problem

Go to 1st page read it.again
25>Heart speaks more when eyes start lokng at sumeone silently..
& life seems to be more excitng when sumeone starts reading those eyes silently...
26>Two impressive lines:
Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you
&
Live life so well that even death Loves to see you alive!
27>Forgotten secret:
"Force a mind and it'll fight u..
But convince a mind to think as u want it to think and u've an ally.."
28>Nobody wil ever remember Hw u look,Hw u speak,wat u did.
Bt only thing they remember life long abt u is Hw u made them feel.Tats the reality...Gn
29>DEADLY PJ:
What will yu call 3rd edition of Nano car?











Sodium nitrate





Guess why?










?










Coz it will be


NaNO3.!:-D:-D;-):-):-)
30>"To believe in something in which every one believes is belief,
But to believe in something in which Nobody believes is Confidence" :) good morning
31>Bell is soundless until sum1rings it~
song makes no sense until sum1sings it~
dont hide ur feelin coz its nt call'd feelings until others feel it.
Gud evng...
32>Teacher: children whom do you hate most?
Students: Rajaram mohan roy.
Teacher:oh god! Why do you hate him?
Students:he abolished Child Marriage! ;-)..good night
33>Damn Cute:
Luv is wen I sit at d lst bench of the clas n feel vry spl
wen she turns back n luks at me only to confirm dat am present or not.... Good Ñight....
34>No Life without "Love"
No Answerwithout "Question"
No Rain without "Cloud"
No Friendship without
"Y""O""U"
my dear friend
35>In an Old Man's Shirt written a Cute Sentence : ''I Am Not 60 Years Old..,
"I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience....'' Thats Attitude... good nyt!!
36>Life is like
a coin.
Pleasure and pain are the
two sides.
Only one side
is visible at a time.
But, remember other side is
also waiting
for its TURN. Gud mrn.
37>Trust is not wining sumone but is losing urself 2 sum1..
Wen u r trustd by sum1 its not due 2 excellence of ur mind but due 2 purity of ur heart!! Gud nit swt
38>Love madi bidodadre "MUNGARU MALE NODI"
Love madi maduve agodadre "HUDUGATA NODI"
Love madi mental agodadre"CHELUVINA CHITTARA NODI"
Mental aagi love madLove madi bidodadre "MUNGARU MALE NODI"
Love madi maduve agodadre "HUDUGATA NODI"
Love madi mental agodadre"CHELUVINA CHITTARA NODI"
Mental aagi love madodadre "MANASARE"nodi
Love madi maduve agi sayodadre"DUNIYA NODI"
Love madade happyagirabenkadre nanna "FRIENDSHIP" MADI" from 1 & only SATHISH....gn.@
38>Stunning PJ:

What do you call your best friend's son?

Think. .

Think. .

Think. .













BUDDY MAGA!!!!!:-D
39>A beautiful quote: "Do not worry if others do not understand you..
"Worry only if you can't understand Yourself...
"!! Live Life and love life!!! .gn:)
40>Nobody wil ever remember Hw u look,Hw u speak,wat u did.
Bt only thing they remember life long abt u is Hw u made them feel.
Tats the reality...Gn
41>Do nt cummit suicide aftr readn dis:Once a dakoo tied a mangalsutra 2 his gun,
n then suddenly evry1 started worshipin him Y?


Bcoz He Became

GUN-PATI:-P
42>Everyday
Everywhere
Everytime
I may not be with u.

But
My thinking
My care
My msg's
My prayers &
My lovely wishes are always with U..!!!


43>Engg. Students Can Prove anything.. Letz C..
2/10=2 How? 2=Two 10=Ten Two/Ten=wo/en w=23,o=15, ¢=5,
n=14 So (23+15)/(5+14)= 38/19 =2. Prooved.!.GE... =).Prooved.!.GE... =).
44> I Like U


Very much


Because U R

"SENTIMENTAL" Friend
1% SENTI
99%MENTAL
45>Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it,If none Can do it,U must do it.
Indian version: If one Can do it,let him do it.If none Can do it,Leave it...
46>100 PhooL kam he ek Zanaja sajane k liye

Hajaro PhooL kam he 1 duLhan sajane k liye

Par tere dosti k 4 pal kafi hai.

ye sari Zindgi bitane k liye.

47>Never waste an opportunity 2 say I love U to someone U really like
Becoz it is not everyday U will meet the person Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
48>"New people in your life may be a poem, but old people are alphabets
Dont forget alphabets bcoz you will need them to read the poem." :-):-):-)
49>23826231427791639193271 you write there numbers in seperate paper .. .
And type in your mobile with on the dictionary mode you will get one surprise ....
50>Voda( F )one Ai( R )tel Rel( I )ance Id( E )a Bs( N )l In( D )icom
How crazy.........
Even networks can't stay wthout a FRIEND!
Keep Smiling:-).
Hve Great week Ahead.
51>Ice is a cream..
Love is a dream..
But friendship is a evergreen..
Dont make friendship before understanding..
Dont break friendship after understanding..
52>Jise Chaha Kash Wo Hmara Hota,
Khwaish K Koi Kinara Hota,
Ye Soch Kar Maine Usko Roka Nhi,
Door Hi Kyu Jata Agar Wo Hmra hota.!.
53>A Good Teacher I$ Just Like The Short Skirt Of Sania Mirza.!
Because,
They Will Not Cover The Subject Fully But Will Cover The important Portions..
Good morning
54>1*1*2010 Is Coming
In Advance
Wish U A Very
Happy New Year,
Happy Friendship Day,
Valentine Day,
Independence Day,
Republic Day,
Gandhi Jayanti,
Happy Ramzan,
Happy Bakrid,
& Diwali,
Holi,
Cristmas,
Happy Mother,
Father,
Dada,
Dadi,
Nana,
Nani,
Days,
Happy Teachers
Students
Childrens Day
Happy
Birthday,
365 Good Mornings
Good After Noons,
Good Evenings
&
Good Nights
Roz Ka Natak Hi Khatam.
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna K SMS Nahi Kiya...
55>Nenne embudu waste paper. Ivattu embudu news paper.
Nale embudu Question paper. But jeevana embudu answer paper.
So take care of your life. Gud morning!
56>A great proverb which wil realy make u think...
"DAY BY DAY NOTHING CHANGES,
BUT WEN U LOOK BACK EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT..."

Strange but true.
57>Trikaala sathya..


Neeru JULU JULU

gaali BARA BARA

Bisilu RANA RANA

male RAPA RAPA

chali CHUMU CHUMU





Exams.?






LABO LABO LABO LABO LABO..
58>:Lets dance, "chitrana chitrna

<@/ )) />
<@> (( >> @/
<))<<
<@> ((
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<))> >>@/
<))/> OK.nale mosranna .mosranna helkodtini...
59>Jab Tum kisi ko khuda se mango, Or Wo Tum ko na mile..

Tho samaj jao ki Tume khuda Se koi aur mang raha hE..
60>A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,& the best warming system of the heart.
Keep smiling!
61>Small angry, Silly fights, Simple sms, Serious jokes, Sensitive feelings,
Senseless speak,
mixture of all the above is called FRIENDSHIP! Gudnite sweetdreams.
62>Maine 1din Mandir ki Daan Peti me 1 Rupya daalkar 1 'achha Dost manga'.
Tab Bhagwan ne Muje 'Aapse Milaya,Aur kaha,
"1 RUPYAME - AISA HI MILEGA..!
63>"Nooru kushi idru saaladu, ondu dukha mareyoke! onde ondu dukha saakhu ,
jeevana purti koragoke."..!
Nimma jeevana yavagalu kushiyagi nagu thumbirali.. Gm
64>YOU knw wats d greatest thing that I NEVR WANT 2 MISS at anytime in my lyf?






Its d 1st word of dis msg
Dont look bck,if u r true friend.guess it.
65>Nobody teaches -
Volcanoes 2 erupt
Tsunamis 2 rise
Hurricanes 2 sway around
&
No one taught me 2 chose a Friend like you,
Natural Disasters Just happen.
66>Sumtimes v must b hurt inorder 2 grow..
v must fail inorder 2 know,
v must lose inorder 2gain,
Coz some lessons r bst wen learned thru pain.
67>Happiness is like a radio station. It broadcasts all d time.
U just have 2 learn how 2 tune ur life & receive ur favourite channel.
Always stay happy..:-):-)
68>Gud friends shud b luk like 2 zeros(o,o)wen u try 2 add they r same
wen u try 2 subtract they r same but wen u try 2 divide they r''undivisible''
69>All d right things r not possible always.
All d possible things r not right always.
.B true to both ur mind and heart.
U'll never go wrong.!..Gud nite
70>Tø løve withøut Cønditiøn,
Tø talk withøut Intentiøn,
Tø give withøut Reasøn,
Tø care withøut Expectatiøn,
Is the art øf True Relatiøn called "FRIENDSHIP"
71>Fr_endsh_p is always incomplete without "i".
And bea_tif_l is always incomplete without "u".
so always keep "i"&"u"together to make friendship beautiful....!:-)
72>Night is Silent, Night is Beautiful, Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
But
Night is not complete
without
Wishing you........
Good night..sweet dreams:-)
73>A golden thought:
"If u fall,dont see the place where u fell but see the place where u slipped.
"success is all about correcting ur mistakes...
Good night .
74>The day has ended..
Busy hours are over..
Its time to sleep..
Ur dreams r waiting..
The night waits in silence..
Go ahead sleep well..
75>"Care" is the main Emotion that keeps two Friends alive,despite separation,
distance n time.
Since i cant See You at the moment, let my Care be with U..gud mor.
76>Journey of life starts wid a full bag of luck n an empty bag of experience,
The goal is 2 fill d bag of experience before d bag of luck gets empty..!Gn.
78>In Life, you don't need Many Relationships to be maintained..
You just need to see that - the Relationship you have maintained has life in it.
79>Hai .. Sometimes my mind asks . Why ?why ?why ?! Care 4 U.. why?!Iremember u...
why?!I sms u why? then my heart answers Its simple bcoz sms is free....!
80>Life can give
us a number
of beautiful
persons..
But only
true person
can give us a
beautiful life..... good eveni..
81> A Sign hung outside Church-
For girls..
'Lying in bed with a guy and screaming
Oh my God
Oh my God
is not considered as Prayer..'
Good nt :-). ;-)
82>Best way to propose a girl.....
Take the girl along with you for boating & in the middle of river say:
"Luv me...
or
leave me alone...

GuD day.
83>A Genius is a Person, who can do something wit Rs 1 & a Fool do same wit Rs 100.
Just as v students Complet d Syllabus in 1 Day & Teachers try in 1 Year.
Gd mg
84>Munnabhai-Arey Circuit mujhe Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gaya hai, Letter me kya Likhu?
Curcuit-Simple bhai, Likhna
"DEAR SISTER.I LOVE U,Tumhara MUNNA BHAI"
85>Evry cigaret tht u smke reducs ur lif by 10mins Evry drink shortns ur lif by 4mins
BUT Evry clas dat u atend reduces 1hr of life.
BUNK CLASS n SAVE Lives..
86>Highly inspiring quote
"Every new idea is a joke..
Until, one man achieves it..
"& "Every new thought is silly until u try and believe it... Gud day
87>If ur lovable ones become angry with u, dont take it seriously
because angrines is d most childish and true way of showing deep care!
88>Naukar: Saab, apka kutta to ekdam aadmi jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho?
Saab: Kamine,ye kutta nahi mera beta hai, Engg kar raha hai&abhi EXAMS chal rahe hain !
89>If 'PJ' is 'poor joke'
.
what's P+iJ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
'Complex' joke
.
and why can't u laugh on it?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
bcoz d joke part is imaginary...!..:)
90>Sweet rltn :

Small girl&boy r seen crying 2gther

wen askd why?
Girl says"My doll hs brokn"n boy says "I M cryin bcz my dol is
cryin"
91>"A Beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off"
-Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI^_^
92>MAGNIFICIENT LINES:
.
.
Sometimes special people come iNto our life oNly to teach us how to live(aloNe)
without them...
93>Only a luvabl Persn can feel yur silent Pain n vil hold yur Hand til U
bcum strong again..m hea fa U alwys as a "Luvin FRND".. :)
94>Nice line- "when you love someone., dont make them love as much as u do..
But love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you"..Gud 9t
95>One thing to be remembered in life... Keep things in heart which hurts other...
But never try to hurt someone by keeping something in ur heart.!
96>Reality Rocks."We may admire a person with beauty, Knowledge or Wealth.
But We always trust Only a Prson with good Character!... Gud nyt...
97>Love says I love U Crush says I like U Hug says I want U Smile says I
need U &True friendship says I care for U & I will never forget "U"
98>Written by a TRUE Lover in the memory of Lost Love- Whenever i see her I HATE her. .
But whenever i see other couples I REALLY MISS her. ThAts hidden Love!
99>Beauty is to c not to touch
friendship is to make not to break
Wat comes n goes is called a trend 1who stays forever is called friend:-)
Good night:-)
100>"Words fall short whenever I want to tell U how Special U r to me,but all I can say is,
that my world is full of smiles having u as my frnd... Gud nit
101>Award winning Advertisement to preserve our planet-
Words of a 3yr old kid:
"Save the earth.
Its the only planet where v get chocolate...."

102>A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,he said ,mam u r holding my balls.she said,I know,

its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other.. gn
103>Girl: dear Whats the differnce btwn personal and secret?
Boy: Dear,u r my lover,
that is personal.
Ur friend is also my lover. That is secret....;-)
104>A child on a farm sees a plane flying over his head & dreamz of a far away place.

D Pilot on d plane sees d farmhouse & dreamz of his home.Dats life..!:-)
105>A medical girl asked a question to prof:
Sir, why dose'nt hair grow on the ladies chest?
Prof: Have u ever seen grass grown on a playing area:-)
106>COURT: Vada vivada galannu parishilisi msg odutiruvavaru
KANJUS Endu pariganisi aparadige dinakke 3 msg or 1call maduvante katina shikshe vidisalagide!..

106>Tips to come university first:
first wake up at 3:30 in d mrng n brush ur teeth n den even if its cold take bath n
den it ll be 4:30 den wake up ur mom she ll give u som tea r coffee den get strtd
2 clg by 5 n reach dere by 5:30 u ll be UNIVERSITY FIRST.2moro i ll teach u how 2
be state first;)
107>Distance cant separate anyone.Time cant bind anyone.
If feelings are true and deep from heart,
just close ur eyes & u can find the one u miss .Gud morning
108>I randomly fall asleep in the middle of a text conversation at night.
I wanted to tell you....Zzzz....;-)
109>Dont depend a lot on anyone's advice... because no one is so experienced than u,
abt ur life...
Ur the only one going to live and lead ur life. Good night. :-)
110>10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy

10 GOOD NIGHT:-):-):-):-)
111>competition rouses envy, and it kills the kindliness of the heart.
-swami vivekananda Gud 9t.... Sweet dreams.... Have a nice sleep....
112>Boss: Let me fuck u just 1 time, I'll b quick & pay u Rs.20000.
I'll throw the money on d floor & till u bend down & pick it up all, I'll b done.

Girl likes d proposal &She calls her BF.

BF: Its fine, but ask for 30000 & b very quick 2 pick d money.

Aftr 4 hrs BF calls her.

BF:What happend?

GF: Tht Bastard is still..aah...fucking me...aah.
He brought all Coins.!

Lesson: please read the offer documents carefully before investing...!!:-P
113>Teacher: e jagattinalli bereyavaru kastadalli eruvaga sahaya
madabeku student:yake sullu heltira exam nalli yavattadru sahaya madiddira.:-)
114>"Talents will take you to high position..
But,Good character only helps you to maintain high position.
" Be always Genuine. Win all the hearts.
Good night
115>U think
of me

&

I think
of u!



Wen v
both think
of each
othr,

do u
knw
what it
means ?




It
means




Ibrigu


bere kelsa illa anta..!)
Good Night..tc:-)
116>A sweetest frnd is like a pillow:(ME)Wen U r tired,U sleep on it;
Wen U r sad,U drop tears on it;Wen U r angry,U punch it;& wen U r happy, U hug it.
117> Lifeis a river moving without ends, Nothing stay withus but
whatever with us is sweet memories of some people who touched
us as waves .....:Ü........!!
118>"Childrn in d drk,mke mistkes"
-Swami Vivekananda. "Mistke in d drk,mke childrn"
-Swami Nithyanandha


"Evrythng s Esy wen vR Busy...
Nothng s Esy wen uR LAZY".
119>Manasemba Maneyalli

Preethiyemba Maathinalli

Notavemba Kanninalli

Badukemba Kannadiyanthe

Nee Sada Nagu Naguttha Iru friend.
120>1 Chuha Sharaab ke Drum me Gira aur Mast ho ke Nikla aur Soyi
hui Billi ke Muh pe laat Maar ke Bola "Billo Raniiiii...! Kaho to abhi jaan de du. :-)
121>Life is like water If you block one side, It takes other turn to continue its Journey. . .
So Don't stop your Journey with One failure, Keep trying..good morn.
122>School Me Aag Lag Gyi,
Sab Bache Khush Thay K Ab Skul Nhi Aana Padega,Par 1 Bacha Udaas Tha.
Sir-Beta Y R U $ad?
Bacha-$ir Ap Zinda Kai$e Bach Gaye?
123>Achievements in college life :
>Learn to sleep with eyes open....
>Learn to speak with mouth closed.
>Learn to write many pages in exam without studying.
124>A true FEEL tat i FEEL in my heart: My hands nevr pain when typing message for you,
But my heart always pain when there is no reply from YOU.
gn
125> Rakhi Sawant ne sabzi mandi mein bahut lambi Muli dekhi to pucha ye kya he?

S. keeper- Ye hamare liye toh Muli he lekin aapke liyeMAMULI hai.
126>Don't make ur heart like a garden so that everybody walks in it..,,
But let it be like the sky which everybody wishes to touch but only moon can stay in. GM:-
127>Accodn 2 u, who I among d follwng?
TWEETY-i speak a lot.... DENNIS-im troublesome
TOM-JERRY-i fight a lot....
DEXTER-studious...
BARBIE-i'm sweet,cute n pretty...
JOHNNY BRAVO-im a flirt...
MINNIE-beautiful,
TINTIN-intelligent,
MICKEY-caring,
Mr.BEAN-unpredictable,
NODDY-loved by all..:-) @
128>3 Golden Rules from Vivekananda: "Who is helping u, dont forget them"

"Who is loving u,dont hate them"

"Who is believing u, dont cheat them ... good day.
129>Love Quote-What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven.
130>Love Quote-Love distills desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart.
131>Love Quote-Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.
132>Love Quote-Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason.
133>"DEEPA" aritendu "HANATHE" odeyabedi...
"HOOVU" baaditendu "GIDA" kadiyabedi... Kelavomme "SMS" baralilla antha NEWU "nanna" mariyabedi. Gööd moring
134>"At childhood we always wanted to grow big. But now we realize that broken pencil and
unfilled homework are better than broken hearts and unfilled dreams..."GM
135>Rain Dropz NeVer Knw Whr Dey Fall!
Bt Dey Create A Chillness On D Place Dey Fall!
Be A Rain Drop By Creatng Happiness Around U & smiles forever.
Goodmorg.:-)
136>Really true :
"Too much expectation is d main cause for relationships to break.. But expectation
is wat holds a relationship tight n strong'' Gud morning...
137>GALILEO: Great mind
EINSTEIN: Genius mind
NEWTON: Xtraordinary mind
BILL GATES: Brilliant mind
But WE:









Never MIND..!
Lets enjoy:-good night..:-)
138>1989 - i was a baby



BUT


now
2010- i can give a baby.,


Hardwork Mama .... hardwork..it never fails...;)..
139>IN 1993-
PUNI was in
L.K.G

BUT,

nw

in

2010- 3rd
year b.e

Hard Wrk Nvr Fails..

MAke These kind Of Ppl As ur Role Model..


Be lazy think crazy...
140>Dua mile dosto se, saat mile apno se, khushiya mile jagse, daulat mile rab se,
pyar mile sabse, yahi dua hai rab se, ke mera dost rahe ajabse...
141>Samudra thumba alegalu.
Marada thumba yelegalu.
Manasina thumba kanasugalu.
Nanna hrudaya thumba nimma savi nenapugalu
142>Wen I was smal I laughed less bt der was infinite hidden happines
As I grew up I learnt 2 laugh a lot 2 hide d unspokn sadness!
143>Procrastinators of the world unite!
Maybe today....or probably tomorrow...but definitely soon:)
Lol;-)
Gud nite
144>I am an Angel....Honest....
The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight.^_~
Gud nite
145>Son-Mom Aap Roz Papa Pe Chadh k Jump Kyu Karti Ho?
MOM-Papa k Pet Ki Hawa Nikalne k Liye.
Son-Kya Fayda,Kamwali Bai Papa Ki Pant Khol k Muh Se Fir Bhar Deti Ha
146>The pain is not on the day of separation of our Dear one's.
The pain is really wen u live each day without them & with their presence in our heart.:-):)
147>Burial worker: "Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect penis!
Wife: "Cut it & put in his Ass, Because thats the only hole in town he missed!:-D
148>The Snooze Button:
Nothing like starting the day with a little bit of procrastination....
Gud nite
150>Mickey & Donald had a Fyt. Donald threw Mickey on d WALL.
Mickey imediatly startd writng RAMAYAN! y? Coz He became WALLMICKEY..:)
151>"Snehake" beku "Manasu"
"Manasige" beku "Preeti" "Preetige" beku "Hrudaya"
"Hrudayake" beku "Olavu" "Olavige" beku

"Nimantha"


Sweeeeeeeet " Friend"
Gn..
152>Heights of:
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration?
Cow givin milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming. :-D
153>Friendship is a One Way Road to be Travelled by Two, To Care
To Share,
To Forgive &
To Say Silently
"I'm Always With u.
Good night.
154>Life is beautiful
1day
1hour
1miniute
It doesnt come again
pls avoid fight
pls avoid angry
pls speak lovely to every person and
Spread ur smile..
Good 9t...
155>

The best & the most daring lines on the t-shirt of an employee :-




"I work for money,
If u want loyalty,
HIRE A DOG!"

Good Night,
Sweet Dreams.
156>Hug someone u love n tell how much you care for dem... Coz when they go away frm u,
no matter how loud u shout n cry, they wont hear u anymore...!!!
157>Every normal person has 72 heart beats...

but

my self is only 71... The extra one is ur sms..
So dont stop your sms because it affects my heart..!
Gud mor
158>A Mind Can Forget Many Things But A True Heart Will Never Forget Any Thing..
My Heart Is Alway$ Remembering YOU Today & EveryDay...:-)
159>A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

" Only the bus stops here,
not time.
So dont waste ur time,
keep moving with ur aims!"...:-)
160>Superb £ine:
"A single moment of negligency is more poisonous,
which makes us 4get the 100 lovable moments spent togther within a minute..."good night..
161>Sun rested in d west..
Birds returned 2 d nest..

Roads r turning quiet..
Moon is glittering bright.

I wish U a sweet n
silent n wonderful Nite

Gud n8:-)
162>SigN Of A True FrNd:

He always see the paiN behiNd ur eyes.
At that time

WheN everyoNe says
"MaN! U smile a lot.,"
Good night:-)
163>NICE THOUGHT:

If u don't act
Foolish While u are Young,
U won't have Anything to Smile About When u are Older...:-):-) Enjoy this age...
Gud nyt
164>One thing to be remembered in life


Keep things in
HEART
which hurts other


But


never try to hurt someone by keeping something in your
HEART..... Gn
165>''I love to walk n the rain,bcoz no one can see my tears''Charlie Chaplin

''I love to walk n fog,bcoz no one can see that i'm smoking...!
beedi babanna..;-)
166>Words cant expres wat i feel 4 u. Its also dificult 4 me 2 prove.
But i know my heart is true when I say am lucky 2 have a frnd like u.
167>Kaho usise jo na kahe kisise,mango usise jo dede khushise,
chaho use jo tume mile kismatse,aur dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye dil se.Good night
168>"Everyone wants happiness witout pain,
But its not possible to get a Rainbow witout a little Rain"!
That is Life..!
169>Boy:Mom,I heard Dad praying last night.
Mom:Thats nice,what was he praying?
Boy:I dont know but his secretary kept screaming Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
170>Trust ur instincts, do wat u feel is ryt..
Dnt depnd on othrs fr ur decisions..
Coz
If u follw d crowd, d place u wil most likely end up is d EXIT..
171>Boy to his gal friend:
Der is one pain i often feel which u wil never know because.........
It is caused by d absence of U...!! Gd m..
172>Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching statements :-
1st - Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles...!
2nd - I like walking in the rain, coz nobody can see my tears..!! n
3rd...MOST IMPORTANT -The most wasted day in life, is, the day, in which,
we hv nt laughed .So keep smiling :-D Good evening
173>"No sPeciAL ResN 4dis msg i JuSt wanT 2 STeal a sIngLe mOmeNt oUt oF uR daY n hOp 2 maKe u sMiL wheN i sAy: TAKE CARE.
174>Girl to Astrologer : I am into 2 Affairs. Whom will I get married to?
Who's the lucky guy?

Astrologer: The 2nd will marry you.
The 1st one is the lucky Guy:-)
175>What is the similarity between a MAN and the alphabet Q....?!



Both of them are ZERO without the small thing hanging under them..!!
;-) :-P :-D
176>A cute quote which i personally believ : "The path dat leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one...:)
177>Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world? Banta: "ZEEBRA" Teacher: Shocked, how? Banta: because its still "black and white". Good night.
178>"Words fall short whenever I want to tell U how Special U r to me,but all I can say is,that my world is full of smiles having u as my frnd... Gud nit
179>4 of d world's Gr8st Sayin-
"To be is to do"
-Socrates

"To do is to be"
-Vivekanand

"Do be do be do"
-Scooby doo

"To do do to do do"
-Docomo....!!:)

Gm:-)
180>I am the author of my life;
Unfortunately,i'm writing with a pen and can't erase my mistakes...
What i can do is..write the coming chapters flawlessly.
Gud nite
181>3 idiots song - Jab questn papr ho out of contrl,answr sheet ko karke fold.answr sheet ko karke fold,aeroplane banake bol...

All......
Will...... fail....
182>QuOte fOr life tO be fOllOwed till last breath-

"Unles$ yu speak frOm heart, yu can't tOuch anyOne's heart"-! :-)
Good night
183>
SUPERB THOUGHT:
Always keep hoping fr gud,
As the chinese say
"Keep a green tree in ur heart,
The singing bird wil surely come"! Goodnight..
184>"Fallen flowers can't climb back"
If the root is strong u can expect new flowers..So don't think of d past,
Just love d present &
live for d future.
Good night
185>
I Never Xpect Others TO Msg Me But I ll Alwys DrOp My Msgs in tO their inbOx TO ShOw
I Still"LOve tO Remember" them Wit Or WitOut their Msgs...... good 9t
186>Only 1411 Tigers left..It is not increasing.
Wat does it mean?
It means male tigers r eithr using 'condom' or female tigers r using 'unwanted 72 or I'PILL':)
187>Don't be afraid of death;
be afraid of an unlived life.
You don't have to live forever...you just have to live.
Gud nite
188>LKG Rowdism: Boy1:maga nin dove atra yaro rubber kelda maga. Boy2: Yav sectiono avnu? Boy1:u.k.g A maga. Boy2:ley A section BOOST babu, CERALAC sekara, HORLICKS hari ge heli avan slatu, feeding bottle kitkoloke helo. Alta irli dabba nan maga...
189>Decent Girls open a few Buttons in a Hot Atmosphere..

But

Smart Girls open a few Buttons 2make the Atmosphere Hot..!

HAPPY SUMMER SEASON.;->gn romantic dmz
190>In my dreams you Askd me how long we wil be friends

I didnt sAid Anything bcoz

I dont knw which one is Longer

ALWAYS or FOREVER
gud evng...
191>Hitler's wonderful comment:
"Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do, u r insulting yourself.....:)
192>Life is at its weakest wen there's more doubts than trust. But life is at its strongest wen u learn hw 2 trust in spite of the doubts.. Good morning
193>Sm f d best moments in life:
-To laugh until it hurts ur stomach.
-To wake up n realize its possible to sleep a couple of hours more.

-To write last paper of your last xam.

-Calls at night that last for hours.

-To see an old frnd again & feel that things haven't changed.

-To hear a song that makes u remember a special person.

-To have somebody who tells u that I STILL TRUST U.

May your life be full of such moments:)
194>RIFHA:
Hrudayada 1
"CnditioN"

Adralli yargu illa "PrmisioN"

NimmantA REAL&SwT FrndgE MatrA "AdmisioN"

AdakillA
"DonatioN"

JusT 4A GuD"RelatioN"
195>Smile is a Cooling System of Heart, Sparkling System of Eyes,
Lighting System of Face,
Relaxing System of Mind. So Activate all Systms wit Ur Swt Smile.
Keep:-)
196>If one Electric wire falls in love with another Electric wire, what can you possibly call this??




....! Think.....!





CURRENT AFFAIR.....Hav a nice time
197>Enjoy the little things in life. Family, friendship, love and being loved. One day you may look back and discover, Thats all u need....gn swt dreams
198>Charlie Chaplin says:- "Life laughs at u when u are unhappy.. Life smiles at u when u are happy. But, Life salutes u, when u make ."OTHERS HAPPY".GD NT
199>"Heart doesnt 4get those special people 4 whom it cares,though daily strugle of life put us a bit apart! Bt u r always rememberd by dis Heart...gn.
200>"B.E" is incOmplete withOut 5 'B' '$ :
1...Bikes...
2...Beers...
3...Bunks...
4...Babes...

& d mOst impOrtant,
5...Backs! :-P:-D
--
201>What's the volume of a person who has lost all his memory ?



1/3 pie r square h



because he keeps saying main CONE hoon ;-)
202>English Mother- Good night dear..
Hindu Mother-Shub raatri beta..
Muslim Mother- Shaba khair..

&

Apni Mummy- malkotiyo illa Aa mobilege benki hakla?;-)
203>Seven phases of life:
1.Studies
2.Games
3.Entertainment
4.Love
5.
6.
7.





















What r u searching?

Life ends when love starts!!
Good evng...
204>" Every person has a special talent, bt only an incident makes d talent to come out,
so face d incident and identify ur talent n win d life ". Gm
205>+Optimism divine.!

D audience c a Joker as Joker.!
But d Joker sees himself as a Performer
No matter wat others think
its ur life
go on with confidence!
Gnsd:)
206>"Kannada"means
K-kalitavarige
A- Amrutha.
N-Nenedavarige
N-Neralu.
A- Andarige
D- Daari Deepa
A- Appiko "neenu" Kannadava.
207>The Inspiring Fact:
''If u can smile when you are completely broken up,
then there can be nothing that can break you next time''...
Good night....;-)
208>No Joke would Sound Laughable, Once you've already heard it...

But.. Why the same Pain...
Hurts More than Twice..?
Think about it Sad but True..!
Good 9t
209>Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:):)
1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte.
2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai :
3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai!:
210>"Somtimes life becomes so selfish that it wants everything...
but...
while trying for everything we miss something that is worth of everything..."
Good morning
211>STRESS:
The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it^_~
Gn
212>Beat dis PJ
-Resistor
-Capacitor
-Inductor

In The Above 3,
Which Is A HINDU?






Take a guess..













Resistor
Bcoz











Its Unit Is OHM! :-);-)
213>Achieving TARGET is like
getting pregnant.
Everybody appreciates the outcome... But Nobody knows how many times you got FucKed....
214>To The S.M.S Police station

Respected Sir,
As my friend is not sending SMS,I kindly request u 2 take action
immediately &encounter that dabba mobile.
215>In the race of life, Do not worry of people moving ahead of You.
Take ur own time,
But once u r ready to run,
make sure u r the best Of all.
Gn
216>A quote on a t-shirt@::-

"When i wa$ 10, rubber meant eraser,
ass meant donkey, pussy meant cat
and
cock meant rooster"
:-)!:-)
217>A MAN saw a poor boy lookin @ his expnsive CAR, he offerd d boy a drive
Boy : car is MARVELOUS! Wht is d cost sir ?
Man : donno. my bro GIFTD it.
Boy : so nice of him .
Man : U also want 2 hv a BRO like him .
Boy: NO I WANT 2 B LIK HIM
ATTITUDE matters a lot in sculpting UR identity
218>A friend is one who loves u... not because of what u have... not because of what you have done... but Just loves you for what "U" are....
219>A happy lyf dosn't mean evrything around is perfect..
It means choosing 2 b happy inspite of knwing de fact dat lyf can nvr b perfect.. Gud Morn.
220>A lady & a lion were kissing each other inside a cage in circus. Ring master asked "Can anyone do it ?" SARDAR- "I can, but first take d stupid lion out"
gn....
221>A boy proposd a girl.
She rejctd.
He was not SAD.
Frns askd.U dnt feel sad?
Boy:-Y shud i feel ? I lost 1 who nvr luvd me.Bt she lost 1 who realy luvd her...gn
222>A cute moment turnin unexpectedly scary is when. . .:-/U hug your teddy bear on a warm night. . . . ! and it simply hugs u back..;) ..
GUDNYT..! SWT DRMZ:)
223>A for apple , B for bada apl , C fr chota apl , D fr double apl , E fr english apl , F fr faltu apl , G fr ganda apl , H fr hara apl , I fr itnasa apl , J fr jordar apl , K fr kharab apl , L fr langda apl , M fr mota apl , N fr naya apl , O fr old apl , P fr pyara apl , Q fr qwalis main apl , R fr ramu ka apl , S fr sada hua apl , T fr tota hua apl , U fr udhar ka dpl , V fr vo raha apl , W fr waha apl , X fr xtra apl , Y fr yhe raha apl , Z fr zyada apl . Ab to kha le apl
224>A company held a contest for kids wid d theme;
"D nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me"
Award winning Ans was,
"He married my sweet mom". . .
Gud morn. . .
225>A hard fact to digest, Whatever relation u build up in this world,the only thing remains atlast is the loneliness with lot's n lot's of memories: Good night
226>A Excellent Thought Abt Life- Listen to Everyone & Learn from Everyone, B'coz, Nobody knows Everything but Everyone knows Something... good 9t
227>A nice quote by a true frnd
I m always behind u. I nevr ever expect u 2 turn bak wn u r happy.Bt wn u r in trouble no need 2 turn back Just stop i'll join u.....
228>A Girl wanted a Ring but the Boy Gave a Teddy Bear Instead of Ring.
In Anger the Girl Threw the Bear on the Road.
The Boy went to Take it Back but was HiShe came
I kpt lukin@her

SHe smiled
I din bothr

SHe begn 2spk
I din listen

&wn she began2leave


I startd runing bhind her,shouting

"mam Attendnce''
t by a Car nd Died.
At His Funeral, the Girl Hugged the Bear nd the Machine in it Spoke: "Will You Marry Me?
The Ring is in My Pocket...
Gud nyt gn...sw....
229>A lady asked to sardar ; 'What time is it?' Sardar Says: 'BRA-PANTIES' Lady hits Sardar n says ' I asked TIME' Sardar says: 'Bara Payntis' (12:35).
230>A Motivating thought
A Growing SEED Makes No Sound.
A Falling TREE Makes Big Sound.
Destruction is Noisy!
Creation is Alwys Quiet!
So b CREATIVE...
231>A SARDAR Scientist disconnected his Doorbell. Do you know why?










Because HE wanted to WIN the No-Bell Prize..:-)
232>Again SARDAR are best!! Teacher- agar chor piche k darwaje se aaye to aap kya kroge? SARDAR- just dial 001, police b piche se aayegi.Bolo tara rara..
233>ALCOHOL cOntain$ FEMALE HORMONES!
prOOf-
-Aftr drinking,men talk unnecessarily
-BcOme extra emOtiOnal
-StOp thinkin &start fightin ovr nOthin-!
Good morning
234>A sardar went to a hotel
Ordered food
Ate it..:-)
And went back home..!!







No jokes..:-|
Exam time..:-)
Be serious...
235>A true frnd iritates wen u say IM SAD,laughs wen u say IM SORRY,Smiles wen u say MISS U,n
kicks wen u say IM BUSY.4wrd2 al ur bst frnz whm u nvr wana lose:)Gn
236>Alwys stay with a sweet smile,
don get upset 4 small n silly things. Remembr!
only ur lovd 1 can hurt U badly..
4give & show love again...gn:-)
237>Appa schoolNalli hosa subject startagidhe "SEX EDUCATION"
appa:-very good but neen yak chaddiyolag kai hakkondidheya
Son:- homework kottavare kanappa.ge!!
238>Student: Mam, why gandhi has no hair on his head ?

Teacher : B'coz of intelligence.

Student: Now, i understood why girls have long hair;-) good Nìght....
239>Luv letter by a sr.kg girl

Dear,
u gv letter na my mumma saw.mumma say 2dadda.my dadda beat me,my dream also i see u. U no,i live no. I no hv red frock., i no give u pencil..
Your lovingly
jinju,sr.kg B..

To tintu,sr.kg A..

Cho cute na...
240>Srdr ka baap USA se aaya pucha-Teri Maa kaha hai?Srdr-wo to mar gyi !Baap bola-nalayak tune mujhe btaya kyu nhi?Srdr-Maine socha surprise du......
241>Old Man 1 Ladki Se Takrya,
OLD MAN-Sorry.
Grl-Stupid.

Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Takrya,
Ladka-Sorry.
Grl-Its Ok.
Old Man-Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya?.
242>Economics Shayari:
Ladki ne di Ladke ko Hoto pe Kiss, Wah Wah
Ladki ne di Ladke ko Hoto pe Kiss, Mutual Funds r Subjected to Market Risks..!
243>Send me ur msgs only b/w these timings..6am-11.59am.12pm-3.59pm.4pm-7.59pm.8pm-5.59am.Besides these time,I'll be studying.! Plz cooperate. ;-)
gm..
244>School life is RELIANCE (Kar lo dunia muthi me)
College life is AIRTEL (aisi azadi aur kahan)
Married life is IDEA (jo badal de apki duniya)
245>Do sardaro k beech ladai ho rahi thi,

sardr1:saale mai tere kapde faad k tujhe nanga kar dunga.

sardr2: dekh tu serious ladai me romantic baatein mat kar.
246>Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal-
247>Isse pahle holi ki sham ho jaye ,Badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye,Bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye,Kyun na holi ki abhi se RAM-2 ho jaye.Happy Holi.
248>Once Einstein was reading in class.
A scorpion bit his toe but he read with concentration.When the teacher asked him, he said that the scorpion had bit him on his toe, not on his mind, so he didn't lose concentration. this is what we call..Over acting!:-x
249>RIGHTLY WRITTEN "End is not the end, infact E.N.D is ''Effort Never Dies" & If u get NO in ans, remember- N.O. is "Next Oppurtunity".So always BE +VE...
250>Fact of life:"whom u don't need 2day,may b u wil need them 2mrw. Whom u reject 2day, may dey wud nvr agn acpt u 2mrw"so value d relations b4 it fades.Gdmrng:-)

DIALOGS FRM HEART

A CRUSH"S DIALOG:-
him:would u believe if i say, it's u...
her:NO
him:then i don't believe that, you believe me when i say her name.So it's a waste of time
telling you her name.
her:what ever
him:Say, I'm a dreamer,dreaming my dream about u..
*him=the male lover, her=his crush

An CELEBRITY'S INTERVIEW:-*rep=reporter,him=celebrity
rep:hey, what do u say something about u r girl friend.
him:she's no longer my girl friend, we broke up a couple of days.
rep:So any new dream girls.?
him:i stopped dreaming about girls all night. Unfortunately for the gal
of my dream, I'm a lost nightmare..whom she doesn't want to see again.
rep:well tats sad.. better luck next time..
him:ya thnx,if there ever be a next time...

A HUSBAND'S TALK:-*her=wife,him=her's husband.
her:y worry i'll be back in 7days...
him:without you i don't even last 7sec baby..
her:my my... my men romantic as always...

A LOVER'S LINES:- *him=lover,her=his lover
him: tell death do us apart.
her: So will u kill me,if i wanna breakup?
him: I'll die for you...


A FRIEND'S LINES:-
him:i can see your face in u r voice.
her:well tats quite a talent...
him:it's not talent,it's practice.

FEAR OF THE MIND

DEATH, the word which brings fear in the mind of the individuals.
my mind.. it's aching,.. it's the pain, i can't describe it.. it's paining like hell.
this confusion, i dunno Wat to do..I've been screaming for help in my mind, but to no vein.
wat shall i do, the moment is so that i can no longer differentiate reality with
dream. everything seems so real. i no longer know weather I'm in a dream or is it the
real thing.. but whatever it is it can no longer go on.. what if i die in the dream and
it turns out to be real world,wat will happen to me.. I'm going crazy...Make it all go
away pls,pls,pls...

I no longer wanna live in this wicked world,everything seems like a episode of a serial.
one day it'll all go on fine. the next day I'll making it a hell to live for myself..
why can't i do the right thing even if i know it's the right thing.. i know it's
wrong and it's gonna put all my friends and myself in trouble but i just force myself
to do it.I'm a sicko, am i not...

one thing tats make me feel the guilt is the feel of hurting others. one morning on the
walk i accidentally stepped on a snail. that's the worst feeling i ever had in myself, it
felt like some one was forcing me to feel bad for myself, as i kept convincing to myself
it's just a snail,it's just an accident.some part of me just keep forcing me to feel
guilty like I've killed a person, the fear of the guilt,and the anxiety of the fear of
being guilt. the thought of it itself brought shivers in my body. in the cold 6a.m in
the morning, i was sweating, my heart was pounding. and i kept saying to myself it's
just an accident,it's just a snail...


I always thought the state of mind could be controlled if we truly try our best. when
i saw the mini blog of a girl suffering frm illustration, the reply i gave was to try to
control it.i never taught it would be that trouble,until it happened to me.and now
I've no one to say this to...

THE MUG STORY

it was my girlfriend's birth day and i haven't got a present, and I'm clueless about
what to give her. I asked a friend ,he probably being busy took out
some time for me, and we went on a rampage on the the stores but to no vain. Disappointed he went home suggesting stores near my home.
By now i had a general idea of a present, but still clueless of what to give. the next day ,on Saturday i went to a hallmark store and picked up a greeting card after through examination of almost all the cards in the rack and it's still not enough. Since i had some more money to spare, i thought of getting her something else, through some ceramic dolls got my attention, i was having second thoughts, since it was a collection, and i usually go for a single peice of rare item. Then i considered for the mugs with good quotes on it, and one perticular mug got my attention, and it's quotes was so formed so was in a barrier line between love and friendship,(Since i was not in commitment with her yet) and the pictures on it was good.
I was looking for a perfect birthday gift ,how could i settle for just a mug. so i
thought of keeping my options open as always and asked the shopkeeper whether the store was open on tomorrow, as tomorrow was Sunday, the shopkeeper clearly stated that the store will be closed all day since it is Sunday. I didn't have time to think since it was the closing time of the shop and the shopkeeper was packing up to leave. I quickly made a discussion to buy it thinking that I'll get something else in addition,i asked for a gift wrap of the mug and the store closed as soon as i left
I then went home and calculated my expenditure for the gift and the designated amount set aside for it. Which then i realized that i used up almost all of my money which i set aside for the gift, for the mug and greeting card and had none left.
That night i had little sleep thinking what she might say, when she sees the mug,
the taught of her expression itself made me regret my decision, i was so sad
that i even considered borrowing money from my friend to get another suitable gift.
well common what would u do to get that perfect gift for your perfect girl
to make her birthday perfect.well it's Just like they say, when u r in love everything
around u seems so imperfect.
That night went as, and the next day when i was filling names of the sender part
on the gift card and writing quotes on the greeting card, i realized something, which i had forgotten for a longtime that," It's not what you give,it's the taught which counts",
And if she understands that she with no doubt love it.

MY MEANING OF LOVE

As the saying goes,"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart".
It means, it's not how she looks like, it's how she makes you feel. when she walks, talks, laughs, her personality is in wat a person should fall in love with not her facial looks,or body
structure.
Those who goes for a facial looks,and body structure should go for a whore or a
prostitute not a lover.
love is also beauty. It is beautiful. Because, what makes someone beautiful is how they act and what they do. A person who loves, is beautiful.
A lover looks for a compatible heart, which makes him feel happy at the sight of her
presence,makes you feels how she does in her talk, makes her every move laughable like a child
and her presence near him comforts him like there is nothing worth living without his
counterpart, and makes every second wanting to last a lifetime.
As one of my friend says, Love is a mental illness, and he even justifies it by giving a definition of mental illness and telling tat love fits it!! this is wat the definition of love that he gives,
" n. Any of various conditions characterized by impairment of an individual’s normal cognitive, emotional, or behavioral functioning, and caused by social, psychological, biochemical, genetic, or other factors."
Well i agreed with him except for the genetic factor, then he asked whether i ever been to Alabama, and this is what he says, "In Alabama? You have to ask a guy, and he’ll ask his uncle-brother, or maybe his mother-sister. Between the three of them, they might tell you what they think". Well i never tried it till now, but the point is, Is love really a mental illness..??, Well this guy believed so. Lets say he's an atheist of Love.
Since i'm not one of those guys i describe my love as,
"she's the personification of beauty.
her expressions, conveys a sign of ladyness.
her beauty is just a outward picture of her sensuality.
the way she stands, the smile,her expression, all from heaven.
a perfect women, or is it an angel from heaven.!
her long hair, her cloths, just radiating white skin, is unlike
any women i've seen on earth. just looking at her perfect body gives me shivers,.
even the moon might get jealous, if she comes out on a moony day.."
Even as it may look like i'm describing the outer beauty, these words came from my heart, and should or will come to the heart of those who are in love.
Love is where you care about someone. You don’t hurt them, or you try your hardest not to. You try to be there for them when they need you. You want what’s best for them and feel happy for them when they do well. you want to make them feel good and you feel sad when they are sad, and when they feel bad, you feel bad for them too, and try to help. They keep you company when you need company. They put you first, above all other priorities. The person they love is top priority. even before themselves.
Like Enrique's Song in Insomniac, Communication is sometimes a key to Love, because without one talking and understanding the other and the other understanding them, there can be a barrier. But once that barrier is broken, people can begin to understand and trust each other and can bond. Also with communication, if there are problems that bother either person, the two can discuss the problems through talking, without fear of saying what they want to say. They don’t need to fear that their views will be put down, because they know that how they feel and what they believe will be respected and seen as important.
In any form of real love, the person knows that they can depend on the person and that they can trust them. They give nice compliments and make you feel special. They built your self esteem. Just like a friend.
There are also a few types of love. There is a type of love for friendship, family, aquaintences and sexual- which isn’t always associated with love. It alone can’t be a form of love, but only possibly a form of love if everything I’ve said above occurs. Otherwise it’s not real and is a selfish or blind kind. There is also the type of love you can feel for something which does not live, like objects. But I don’t think materialistic things are really too important. Perhaps it is a type of love, or only a like. think love is a need. In one form or another . It helps a person grow as a person.
And I’ve learnt these things from the people I’ve met or known. like parents, my girlfriend, my friends. even ex girlfriends, because they’ve taught me what love is not.
That my friend is a essence of a true love in a nutshell.

HOW TO SPEND A MONTH DOING NOTHING

This may be a little odd for all people who's say to be doing nothing. But this post truly defines the true meaning of doing nothing.
Lets say you are in a holiday for a month. what do u do a most, Some of geeks do projects, some of medium geeks do readings, non geeks move out and have fun! So who spends a month doing nothing! It's not easy doing nothing as some ppl say. Like they say what's the thing in doing nothing, we just have to do nothing.!
That may be easy to hear, then try doing it if u can! people are programed to do a specific task even in their free time, which i call holiday programming. Like i said above some ppl do different thing depending on their geek level.
To go deep on this holiday programming thing is, the physic of the normal human mind is said to send information in a particular light speed even if u do nothing, example watching TV , reading book, hearing music, or enjoying a sun down/ sun rise a luxury spa hotel in the mountain, is also considered as doing something! so when u think the speed increases and ideas come! i.e training u r mind as some of the professors say!
Now back to the topic, to spend a month without doing nothing, like i mentioned above doing things like watching t.v, reading books is strictly forbidden. So what do u expect me to do? you say...??? like i said doing nothing is not soo easy like they say many monks tried and failed to do nothing !! like the guru i don't remember once said u don't have to do anything to get something!
Now i now not doing anything is how much trouble it's more trouble then doing something!!
Now for all those who taught that i would wright that watching t.v and sleeping is my definition of doing nothing, then this paragraph, it's for those ppl.!! First thing get up in the morning at 11 have breakfast/lunch at 12. sleep/ watch matniee show in the afternoon have dinner at 8, watch night show till 12 and get up late at 11 in the mornig is not a way of doing nothing! be glad that i said. Becoz people's mind incecept the message in form of sceans in the movies and stores, thats why people talk about that after they come back to school, that show that they've given work to their mind by watching t.v. I consider them the t.v geeks...!!
Now i'm not going to add some more religious thing like the guru and meditation stuff, i'll add tat stuff in my other blog(if i still have the mind)...!!!
Now back to the topic, i'll tell u a series of steps to do nothing for a month,
1>forget about past and never think of the future, live in the gift called present. past is for historians , future is for scientists, always know this.(important)
2>If u are good at doing the first step, the second's pretty easy the second is never think of the first step or any other step and do what comes in the mind or i suggest doing what not comes in u r mind.
The second step clearly says every time u think of the first step, it's defined as thinking, and thinking is not allowed in this, thining is for the geeks, in holidays you should not think.
3> The third step is the most simplest step and and extention of the 2nd step, which says do nothing, even if u do something do it spontaniously, never think about it!!
I say not doing anything is pretty difficult even if u r a mastary in the 1st and 2nd step, so i suggest doing spontaniously, which saves lots of explanations, i say!!
Now that you know the three steps of doing nothing, most of you will start thinking, what it is written is true, does it mean something or otherwise, all of those you have failed the first step of doing nothing you don't deserve the honor of the otherwise. And for the people who decides to go with otherwise to not think, have also failed!!
And for all those execptional persons, you r unfit to read any of my blogs, to be a citizen of your country or things,.. you know...
The one thing i like to conclude is that, i'm gladely thank you for reading the above peice of crap, which u'll or already realised that,.. anyway ... good luck in life.. and do nothing if not possible to do anything, atleast u'll end up being a monk...^_^. :).. :)

PHOENIX IN 15 DAYS

Hey guys.. Even if this says phoenix and all this blog is only about me in a generalize manner and stuff tats it..k..
Let me say my present status first- I'm in my(going to) 6th semester, and already have 2backs(previous yr) and expecting 3 more. According to my university rules a person is not allowed to have any backs of previous yr and not more than 4 backs of the immediate previous yr to move to next yr.And i've the 6th sem subjects to study too (i.e 6+5 sub+2labs). So basically i'm in ashes of flames and i've no where to run to. But there's a brighter side , I've still got 15 days of my holidays before i go to my 6th sem. This got me thinking, and everyone who's in my shoes will be thinking tat i can finish study of all my back sub in holidays and go afresh to 6th sem. tats Wat i taught too, until i realize, it's thought to read in holidays than in actual college days!! and got me thinking of some philosophy kind of stuff... this is all my blogs about.
Everybody who've tried rock climbing, trekking and ladder climbing(very big one) would know( if observed) what keeps us going is the sight of our goal. But when our goal is too big and with little changes in time tats enough to put u r eyes off u r goal and make u think of alternatives in simple words giving up.
I've always been a boy/man of keeping my options open,tat kinda makes some people think of me as a dork. But tats who i am. The point is when thinks keeps on going without any signs of changes to excite u,even if it is progress, it really puts a tough time onn u r spirit and makes you to think otherwise.
At the moment i feel like a phoenix bird in ashes, because i've got nothing to loose than my life, and I'm as low as i can get in my life.!!and I've no where to go but to rise up. And hoping in my life the saying-"what goes up must come down" and in a wheel "What comes down must come up"...!!!